Walking through rural America typically means that one needs to always be sure to bring enough water. It also means that one must become flexible and creative when seeking spontaneous bathroom opportunities. Golden Arches ahead amid long, rural miles often spell relief. (Though I haven’t kept up on them lately,) Unless I’m convinced that at least one of their menu offerings might actually be more healthy than not, I’ll continue to neither buy nor eat anything from them. I will, however, always help myself to their McBathrooms and McWater. (I’ve paid my dues!)